Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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