I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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