its not stalking. its research.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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