She's JV to your varsity
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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