We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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