when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Welp...herpes.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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