"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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