I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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the liver wants what the liver wants
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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