Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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