Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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