turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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