We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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