you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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