Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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