I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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