Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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