Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I need a beard to bite.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
