Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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