I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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