at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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