she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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