Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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