Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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Oh Jesus.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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