Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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