I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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