That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I could punch you in the face.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
