we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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