Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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