she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
how does that bad decision feel?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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