He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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