btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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