Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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