we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
