No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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