Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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