he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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