No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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