I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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