I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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