My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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