now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
this will be a night to untag.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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