Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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