for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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