I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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