is your mom at the bar?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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