The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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