At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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