Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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