apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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