i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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