You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
