I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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